DRUGS FOR THE STOCK TRADER

Ques:  Are there any drugs that a trader can take for a manic depressive Stock Market?
Ans:  Yes.
Here is a list:
1. takeanapabrokyl
2. catchuponsleepatoxin
3. fishingpoleicillin
3. golfacor
4. spendtimewiththefamilyachol
5. catchuponreadingadryl
6. honeydolistimeacin
7. anythingbutlookatachartaphine
8. afternoondelightaren
9. takeavacationosil
10.  practicepatienceazole
Take a few of each with a glass of water and call me in a week.  We can then decide whether or not we need to add to the list.  Do keep these in the medicine cabinet though as they will come in handy again I am sure.